ISMO | To B or Not to B

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    kesto: 01:43

    To B or not to B. It's far from oBvious with English. B here now? Or not? Perhaps a more suBtle B?
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Hairysteed
Hairysteed

The word "debt" comes from latin "debitum"

11 päivää sitten
timomastosalo
timomastosalo

So there should be a b in bee.

25 päivää sitten
Marina Leal
Marina Leal

Shhh, the b is only for the paper.

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RoyalMela
RoyalMela

How can that be?

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Citadel of winds
Citadel of winds

Looks like the bees hogged all the B's for themselves.

2 kuukautta sitten
Jarred Gilbert
Jarred Gilbert

This guy is so good at mocking the English language

2 kuukautta sitten
Zenic1
Zenic1

wann tell him about q?

2 kuukautta sitten
Andras Libal
Andras Libal

This is what happens when you let the French invade a Germanic country. Ah king Harald had you focused on the Normanns at Hastings before going north to Stamford bridge ... we would have a logical phonetic Germanic language as the common language of the Earth.

2 kuukautta sitten
John Raina
John Raina

ISMO! I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! 😂😆😂

3 kuukautta sitten
Mister RON!
Mister RON!

Ismo: Is the a B in debt Guy: Obviously Ismo:

3 kuukautta sitten
CHRIS SNYMAN
CHRIS SNYMAN

Ismo is just the best. He doesn't have to say anything and I am laughing. Watch his hands and arms ... this man is a genius.

3 kuukautta sitten
James Patrick
James Patrick

It's always interesting to get a perspective from an outsider, and Finland is OUT THERE! This guy is one of my favorite comics now.

4 kuukautta sitten
smurffi
smurffi

English = mindfuck whit B

4 kuukautta sitten
Jesus Fried Christ
Jesus Fried Christ

PERKELE

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Adam Hollis
Adam Hollis

DUDE. HOW DOES HE MANAGE?? I ALWAYS VRACK UP TO HIS COMEDY OMGGG

5 kuukautta sitten
junkyard junkyard
junkyard junkyard

So comfortable now , you just own the ordinance I'm in your DETT

6 kuukautta sitten
Loyiso Khoali
Loyiso Khoali

I act like I'm ok but deep down I want learn Finnish to listen to Ismo in his native tongue

7 kuukautta sitten
kipponi
kipponi

Don't this is hard language even us.

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Spelling b.

7 kuukautta sitten
timomastosalo
timomastosalo

A b, c, is probably not always b-having nicely. But doubt not about the debt we owe to the b: to be able to scribble, blab and babble in/with/about/by the bubble of the Great Babylon - be it oh so subtly, subjugated, subliminally or subjectively: but not supportively, I bet. And obviously - where the bee it subposed to b.

7 kuukautta sitten
Gamze Öyünç
Gamze Öyünç

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7 kuukautta sitten
JuiceMaker
JuiceMaker

Piti mennä A mut mentiinki Ismon keikalle

7 kuukautta sitten
Светлозар Димов
Светлозар Димов

The “b” in debt Finnished him...

7 kuukautta sitten
human !
human !

This dude speaks the truth Us Finns are being fucked with here

8 kuukautta sitten
Tiilenpää-sarjakuva
Tiilenpää-sarjakuva

Hilarious!

8 kuukautta sitten
Emka
Emka

If English was consistent in its letters pronunciation, this is what it would actually sound like... 😂 https://youtu.be/A8zWWp0akUU

10 kuukautta sitten
Jordan Lambourne
Jordan Lambourne

Wait, I'm a native english speaker, and I've always pronounced the B in obviously. Have I been saying it wrong this entire time?

10 kuukautta sitten
Pippelitraktori
Pippelitraktori

Nah, there's many ways to say it. You should know, you're a native speaker

10 kuukautta sitten
CLINTON CHRISTOPHER
CLINTON CHRISTOPHER

Not only to f**k with u But with all the world 😂😂😂

10 kuukautta sitten
Pärre Jyrstinkangas
Pärre Jyrstinkangas

Bs are dying at an alarming rate.

10 kuukautta sitten
Xantteboy
Xantteboy

Rush B

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Ian Paul Murray
Ian Paul Murray

I once had a Finnish FM who insisted on pronouncing the 'b' in debtors and debt despite me kindly explaining, many times, that it was silent. (Why is it in debit?...)Used to drive me bonkers. It was if he thought it should be there so would teach us all how it should be pronounced. The downside of having the highest percentage of people attending tertiary education is sometimes they just wont be told...

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Debit is the original Latin based version, debt is a derivation of it, but probably older word in English. And it likely went silent for the sake of convenience, those sounds don't like to be next to each other: voiced (b) and voiceless (t) stops, said even in different part of the mouth. Compare knee, gnash, psyche (+ a silent e), pneumatic, xylophone (but mix - ks, and exactly as 'egzacly') - or write, right? Silent w, silent gh. English does respect its origin of the words when writing :)

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markuspietari
markuspietari

Well, you know, phonetical language feels so logical common sense if you’re grown into it.

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Dominic Wolfgang
Dominic Wolfgang

But... the b in obviously is pronounced...

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Officially, but there are oviously the lazy versions.

7 kuukautta sitten
FitzChivalryFarseer2
FitzChivalryFarseer2

I speak english and have always found this shit retarded as fuck and flat out stupid to misspell words or purpose with letters they dont have

11 kuukautta sitten
Walter Messines
Walter Messines

"2b or not 2b" is actually more mathematics than language. You can write it in C++ as 2b || ! 2b. And for the poets: 2B || !2B = ?

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Nursultan Tulyakbay
Nursultan Tulyakbay

rilliant!

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Xander Ellem
Xander Ellem

This guy is so damn funny

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Jazz HandsT
Jazz HandsT

Don't you hate when you get stung by an e

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

That woulb be so annoying acksta''ing y that asstard. Never let it ehind you.

7 kuukautta sitten
PockASqueeno
PockASqueeno

The B in “obviously” is pronounced though…

11 kuukautta sitten
timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@PockASqueeno Oviously

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PockASqueeno
PockASqueeno

Halinspark I’ve never heard it pronounced without the B. Maybe it’s a regional or national thing?

11 kuukautta sitten
Halinspark
Halinspark

Not always. It should be, but because it's subtle, a lot of people drop it.

11 kuukautta sitten
oyinbo peppe
oyinbo peppe

All Inglish werds ar spelt rong.

11 kuukautta sitten
Baron_O'Beefdip
Baron_O'Beefdip

@oyinbo peppe Weird. Hopefully it'll show for you sooner or later, as I don't really care to retype it all. 😣

11 kuukautta sitten
oyinbo peppe
oyinbo peppe

@Baron_O'Beefdip I can't see your reply, it came up on the replies section when I went into read it, it disappeared.

11 kuukautta sitten
Baron_O'Beefdip
Baron_O'Beefdip

@oyinbo peppe If you don't care to read my reply, start at "in the end." It's the tl;dr version. I'll edit it.

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oyinbo peppe
oyinbo peppe

@Baron_O'BeefdipI'd say they're sed rong mor so than spell'd rong.

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oyinbo peppe
oyinbo peppe

@Baron_O'Beefdip CAVE DAVE RAVE BEHAVE then... HAVE? Should be spelt HAV. PORK STORK FORK then WORK? should be WERK ARM HARM FARM then WARM? should be spelt WORM and WORM should be spelt WERM.

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Jerry
Jerry

Rilliant!

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Alexandra Korenik
Alexandra Korenik

Love this guy!

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V J
V J

Amazing amazing comedian!! Wish he gets a netflix special...more than worthy 200%.

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Jamie-Sue Ferrell
Jamie-Sue Ferrell

I say “obvious” with a b. Guess I’m weird.

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

It's very subtle there, almost optional.

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Brent Katowitz
Brent Katowitz

LOL no doubt about that!

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Teepeli 2
Teepeli 2

🌜🌛

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Eric Fry
Eric Fry

This guy is funny. I wish I could see a full show.

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Susan Feldman
Susan Feldman

Niin Ihana! Kiitos oikean paljon, Ismo!!!!!

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

oikein paljon

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dogsoldier78
dogsoldier78

No silly streamservises, we need a good DVD-release!!!

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Grimble Grumble
Grimble Grumble

Blu-ray****

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K Station
K Station

Good Video

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GRAYgoose124
GRAYgoose124

I love you Ismo! I love your unique perspective. Keep up the witty ass humor.

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Peter 24
Peter 24

Short , but gold :)

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Tatu Itkonen
Tatu Itkonen

From B to B.

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artolauri
artolauri

* Ismo is great man! * Arto Lauri on se itselleen ja kaverilleen tilattava kanava. Todella tykkiä materiaalia.

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artolauri
artolauri

* Tietenkin tilaan! Minulle riittää, että tekijä arvostaa omaa teostaan ja ylipäätään vaivautuu kertomaan videostaan suoraan minulle! Artohan on Suomen palkituimman elokuvan päätähti, 30y ydinalan ammattilaisuudella. Tehnyt itselleen useita EKO voimaloita. Ja CNN tehnyt minusta 45 min videoinninkin ja MIT Michio Kaku pitää Arto Lauri ydinfysiikan tuntemuksen tasoa Pohjolan laadukkaimpana! Vastaavaan ei muut vaan ole pystyneet.

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Kerro mieluummin mitä sisältöä uppaat, eikä vaan 'tykätkää mua' ilman perusteita. Tilaatko itekään kanavia tollasen mainoksen perusteella?

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coisasnatv
coisasnatv

This guy is amazing!

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alex seioo
alex seioo

English is the most confusing language (but not the hardest) i had to learn. Pronunciation and writing are disconnected like no other language i know. No rules, just memorize everything.

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Dominic Wolfgang
Dominic Wolfgang

Do you know French?

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

There are rules (especilly word order - which in Finnish is pretty free), and certain regularities. Just a huge load of exceptions.

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NexisFilms
NexisFilms

He's like Mitch Hedberg, only with more sentences :)

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Didn't hear he was sentenced of something. Well, could b, or could b not - I don't know.

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FIRE tomato
FIRE tomato

B or not to B

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KAIKKI HARMITTAA MUTTA EI HARMITA ONNEKS
KAIKKI HARMITTAA MUTTA EI HARMITA ONNEKS

on se kumma saatana, perkele vittu

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Taikamuna
Taikamuna

To 🅱️ or not to 🅱️

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Finnjävel
Finnjävel

How many silent letters in the word "queue"?

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@Baron_O'Beefdip The cue in billiard

11 kuukautta sitten
Baron_O'Beefdip
Baron_O'Beefdip

What's worse is that in old French, it was cue. What's even worse than that is that we have both queue and cue in modern English.

11 kuukautta sitten
timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@Finnjävel Or just the letter q itself would do - it is said the same as queue. Though one consonant letter can't yet be one word in English. Cu would be the shortest option.

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Finnjävel
Finnjävel

Yes, it's not ku-e-u-e.

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Risto Ryti
Risto Ryti

4?

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D.J. A.
D.J. A.

thank you ismo

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Abominated Films
Abominated Films

Boring shit. No creativity, no interest, nothing. Just fucking bullshit. Really, this all crap, is just geting shit. No interesting stuff anymore happening anywhere, and it's all the same bullshit that we all live in. Nothing really new at all, anymore. And when something "new" happens, then omg all are interested and wants to find out about those or shit, and yeah, that yeah, this is our evolution. Stupid people, and ignorant people. Just fucking 10000 years from now on, and things would seem more into better more positive direction etc. But fucking really, this "comedian"? How dares he call himself a comedian? Fucking, why the fuck theres so much of people, thinking he is funny? His jokes are like something you figure out when you are under 10 years old and laugh like it's the universes best joke ever? Fucking all these comedians and shit, lacks creativity, etc. Fucking Sami hedberg of those Finnish fucks has at least a bit of comedy in him. But he still is the same fucking typical ass, that wants to use this Ismos old joke about how many things rhymes with ass, and all laughts about it. Because of something, relating to things, to fucking ass. What the fuck. What's so funny about that? Fucking give a baby a loaded gun and do something Monty Python comedies had, and theres some comedy for you. Far beter shit than atm on this planet. All is boring, trypical, just fuckign forced to be improved to be funny, from old things. Tried to rvevive things, and be like "yeah this is unny yeah fnegmtpijuhnmohbkm,r haghagahagahgahgahg honhonohnonhnhunhonhnuoho haahahahaahhuhuhoohhiihihahahaheeheehöhöhähähähhå!!!". Wish evolution would come as quick as possible this way.. It's scary.. Peoples are becoming dumber all the time.. Aaaahhh.. Uuuggghh.. Ismo, go fuck yourself in the ass, and ask people about what they could imagine, about what this feels about your ass, and how many things rhymes with ass!!

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Abominated Films
Abominated Films

@dino339 Neither are mine meant for arguing. It is after all everyones choice whether they chooses to take someones words into themselves about whatever someone went about their explanations. Still, i can relate for it too, that no one does not need to ever agree wiyh whatever i went about saying about anything. I am not the one who judges, nor shall i choose to be so. I find that a waste of time. But do please choose carefully what to say. Too many mistakes what others means nowadays thus arguments are born over alls foolish minds. Really, everything makes everyone be quite so called butthurt, that even smallest pitiful disagreement is leading to hate. Drama, and shit. But i am sorry, if i did something insulting etc.

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dino339
dino339

@Abominated Films my points are not to argue with..my comment is an opinion of what things that makes me like his show.. i don't need anyone to agree with me..

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Abominated Films
Abominated Films

To honestly even think about your reply, i feel that you like his jokes only because he is a nice man. But do say it for me and i will get that clarified if that is ot why you like his stuff. Also, really, if you know good jokes from him, put on examples. I will go and see his jokes, and come back to say what i felt his jokes to be. Does not need to be only ismos jokes, if you know other good comedians with good jokes do say them here, and i shall find out about them by listening etc trying to dig in for the thoughts of those jokes then.

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Abominated Films
Abominated Films

@dino339 Mh hmm. Right, but i see flaws on your reasons there. As for in 1, what is hardcore joke? You mean like pushed jokes? Where someone goes and just even yells to make folks laugh? That is dumb. It is just one way to make people laugh when there happens something fast or energetic, and often when some laughs, others laughs as well. Ismo does not do that exactly. He is simple comedian, true, but makes quite boring jokes in all truth. If you like his stuff, then why bother commenting back etc? As for what comes to number 2, dirty tongues? Talking badly? Even in this video ismo did that. What are you saying? Throughout times besides, many have done jokes that are dirty tongue and bad talking. And people have liked it. People have quite fairly besides liked a bit more of that sort of stuff. I mean sure, kudos for ismos thoughts not aiming exactly to be really like that, but he still does not make jokes that would be funny. Number three, well.. Yes he is a good man clearly, cannot argue, but he still is not funny. He is sort of that person that is one of those different sort of family members dinner table jokers. Am very surprised, many sees his jokes as funny. They aren't very creative after all. What i could say, is that being a kind person does not necessarily mean someone is a good comedian. Number four, wow i can already tell your iq being somewhat small. Ah yes, the ironies of life, telling the truths etc. Throughout times, such things has all the time existed with standup comedians. Your answer is therefore enough good to mention, but not really useful. And if you know good comedians, why don't you give some examples? Personally, to answer your accusation of me not have founded good standup comedians, yes, i have not found "good" standup comedian. One reason is, that i do not really get stuck for one comedian and get used for their jokes but experience more rather to see what they has to offer. Second, is that while time goes on, yheres all the time coming newer sorts of comedians, therefore exactly finding a "good" comedian might be hard to do. I am sure you understand. To openly say for your number two, and that reply related to your behaviour of how to get common understanding of it, you seem a bit easily offended of what came to be really only an opinion, that you for some reason decided to open your feelings of what you thought too. Then we come to your regular comment which you implied me not understanding ismos jokes, that i was too "busy" analysing jokes of ismo, that i was sooo busy analysing that all of sudden, according for this knowledge, my brains just decided to "*poof* what is funny?" And i forgot to think at all of the whole point that i just became serious. Then you felt pity and thought "you still don't get it.. *sniff*." Then, you just went back to see more jokes about funny things as how the letter "b" sounds like. You also felt like wanting to say in sort of negativity that i was not very nice with my comment and wanted to say in vengeful sort of spirit that i have not founded good comedian. Even obviously. Soon after, even 2 minutes later, just forgot uourself that whose with you were talking with, thinking that must've been nobody. Hmh. Well it was nice to get such kind yet interesting feedback, but i still think Ismo i not really that funny comedian. His jokes are too boring that i cannot understand why people are laughing to his jokes but only realised that oh yeah it is due to people being dumb! Well i shall he.. Do know someone rather first too, before exactly doing replies you ape.

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dino339
dino339

Of course you don't get his joke.. because you are too busy analysing his jokes to the point it doesn't sound funny..and sadly you still don't get it...personally i like ismo bcz: 1- they are simple and can be related and understood by all ppl.. unlike hardcore jokes that only understood by certain niche people.. 2- his jokes are clean.. most other comedians are simple dirty their tongues by talking badly or make fun on other people.. which I feel guilt by hearing that.. 3- he looks very light hearted and his voice tone sounds funny.. 4-his jokes expose some irony in many things we tend to notice and ignore in life. But this is the job of comedian.. is expose and inflate these funny stuff in life so we laugh about it. If you cant grasp this simple approach then good luck finding a comedian which u might like.. which i can tell you haven't..

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I am the danger
I am the danger

Thought this was a CS:GO strategy video

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Kriste Isopahkala
Kriste Isopahkala

Everything is a CS:GO strategy video if you are brave enough.

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Jay eS
Jay eS

Makes sense, because Finns are very good at CS, so google algorithm suggested you the first Finnish person it could find.

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Twiggeh
Twiggeh

Nice.

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Miika Ylönen
Miika Ylönen

:D

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Tuomas Rosnell
Tuomas Rosnell

Tai kuten Mauri Pekkarinen toteaisi: "Tupee or not tupee"

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Wong Joman
Wong Joman

Toooo short 😭

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Hirmuinen
Hirmuinen

Kova

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Sarcasm
Sarcasm

I have no doubt that if this was dumb, he would've bombed so hard he would've wanted to climb back into his mothers womb so deep, even a plumber's thumb would go numb trying to get him out.

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Sami Jumppanen
Sami Jumppanen

Ismo made a great punchline, very surprisingly! A real B class punchline.

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Derpster
Derpster

What you think about, you become. That's why so many guys are pussies.

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RejiixGamer
RejiixGamer

Rush B

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Sharnoy
Sharnoy

All languages obviously have these kind of obscure features. I know Finnish has a lot of them. Still I have to give Ismo huge credit for finding them from a language that he's not a native speaker of. Hyvää työtä, Ismo!

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@Viiru Raita Tiedän kielitoimiston ohjeet, ainakin suurimmaksi osaksi, mukaan lukien ne jotka käsittelevät käyttämiäni esimerkkejä. Siksi ne otinkin tähän, koska ne ovat esimerkkejä siitä että oikeinkirjoitus ei niissä seuraa kielioppia. Kyllä oikeinkirjoituksessakin tapahtuu aina välillä muutoksi joita kielitoimisto sitten julkaisee. Oikeinkirjoituksessa on aina mukana sovittuja tapoja kirjoittaa, jotka ei oikeastaan pohjaudu kielen kielioppiin, vaan sopimuksiin eli traditioihin. Kielioppi on ensisijaisesti se mikä vallitsee puhutussa kielessä. Se oli olemassa jo ennen kun suomea kirjoitettiin - tosin silloin avian murteittain, koska yhtenäistä suomea ei ollut, paitsi Turun seudun eli lounaismurteet olivat se mitä kutsuttiin suomeksi. Muilla murteilla oli omat kielioppinsa. Periaatteessa kyse oli siitä, miten isä ja äiti ohjasivat lapsiaa puhumaan: mikä oli oikein, mikä väärin - 'huonoa suomea'. Ja taas naapurissa sama ilmaus saatettiin hyväksyä. Ja kielioppikin muuttuu, tosin hitaammin kuin sanasto. Esimerkkini kertoivat kohdista joissa kielioppi viittaa eri suuntaan kuin vakiintuneet traditiot. Siksi yliopistolla ei pysähdytä siihen, mikä on nyt sovittu kielioppi, koska sääntöjä pitää aina välillä tarkistaa. Vierailimme kielitoimistossa sen kurssin kanssa jossa käsiittelimme näitä ongelmia, ja keskustelimme sielläkin asiasta. Heidän yleisin vaivansa sinne soittavien kansalaisten kanssa oli että siviilit ovat ankarampia sääntöjen tekijöitä, kuin he jotka työkseen niitä valvovat, tarpeen tulleen korjaavatkin - tai siis muuttavatkin. Usein se kiteytyy muotoon: 'Hei, kuulin naapurini sanovan x - eihän niin voi suomen kielessä sanoa? Pitää sanoa y!' Kielitston työntekijä yrittää sitten selittää, miksi molemmat ilmaisut ovat suomea - voi olla että ilmaisut ovat eri rekisteriä eli vaikka presidentin virkaanastujaispuhe, tai soitto kaverille jossa soittaja esittelee uutta nettipeliä jonka spessuja kuvailee fingelskaksi. Tai sitten toinen suomen murre sanoo asioita tavalla jota toinen ei vaan ou kuullunna.

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Viiru Raita
Viiru Raita

@timomastosalo Moi. En tiedä, mistä keksit nuo säännöt, mutta Uudessakaupungissa kirjoitetaan yhteen samoin kuin numeroiden kohdalla taivutuspäätteiden näkyminen sanan sisällä ei tarkoita, että sanat kirjoitetaan erikseen. Nämä siis kielitoimiston ohjeita.

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@aasy jepale Sellasena juurikin. Oikeastaan meidään oikein kirjotussääntöjen mukaan toi pitäs kirjottaa neljänä sanana - koska tulee neljä päätettä. Eli kaikki numerot pitäs olla erikseen kun ne kirjotetaan sanoin. Vrt. neljä naista, neljätoista. Samoin Uusikaupunki pitäs kirjottaa erikseen: eihän me sanota Uusikaupungissa.

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aasy jepale
aasy jepale

@timomastosalo as the 156. -> sadantenaviidentenäkymmenentenäkuudentena

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@MK wildout Don't think about the spelling - Finnish meets it's tough spots elsewhere. Like saying he came to the finish line as the 156. runner of the Marathon.

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Jesse Juusola
Jesse Juusola

Anteeks, Ismo ja kaikki muutkin! :)

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

Saat anteeks

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Jesse Juusola
Jesse Juusola

Hyvä Ismo, hienoo! Miekii se ymmärrä, siu enklantiis! Parempaa o ku Tankero enklanti, sie out nii nuar ettet tiiä. No miepää valakase mieltääs. Katos ku kaava aikoo sittehäntä, oli jonnii näköne minister, mikä lie. Ahti Karjalaiseks sitä haakuttii, vaikkei se ollunna käännä lähelläkkää karjallaa. No, perskuta, se aina kännispäit rupeshäntä enklanti huastelloon, Kekkose reissuillaa. No nehää tietennii siellä ryyppäsivä viinoo, kallista viinoo! Juttel niitähäntä ja nääiitä. Kerran sitte toimittaja, semmone paperlehti, kysel Ahtilta, ahvrika reissu jäläkee, jotta häntä eikös siellä ollu vuarallista. Ahti siihen jotta, ja perhana unohti ettähäntä jo ollaa kotona Suomessa, kännisä oli ku käk! Nii sano, jotta: Söör veri tankerous!

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YosemiteSammich
YosemiteSammich

I have never pronounced "obviously" as "oviously". I love ISMO, but this joke only gets 2 stars.

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

But you say sandwich as sammich?

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Jami
Jami

English is a wonderful language. In subtle the b is silent, in queue the ueue is silent.

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Jaakko m
Jaakko m

Don't tell me you did not laugh when he said 'well it's a subtle thing'

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DG
DG

Give this man a trophy or something. He`s awesome!

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Doctor Grizz
Doctor Grizz

He actually is or atleast was funniest man alive

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Xantteboy
Xantteboy

Csgo?

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XtreeM FaiL
XtreeM FaiL

Benis!

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Maija Mansnerus
Maija Mansnerus

HYVÄ iSMO!!!

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Uncle Ham
Uncle Ham

So asically ananas is ananas

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timomastosalo
timomastosalo

@Cheewy asically not necessarily

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Cheewy
Cheewy

actually ananas is pineapple

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JJK
JJK

ismon englanti alkaa olee kyllä aika great

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Trent Bäcker
Trent Bäcker

Very funny for a Finn! 😂

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iloirtimusiikista
iloirtimusiikista

You are implying???????

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Trent Bäcker
Trent Bäcker

@Nicole Milman no niin.. Moi moi... Perkele.. 😂 🇫🇮

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Nicole Milman
Nicole Milman

Trent Bäcker hmmm I find Finnish men to be effortlessly funny. The women are more jovial perhaps but the men... it’s the delivery and wit.

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Roope Härmälä
Roope Härmälä

Clevö

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