What Day Is It? | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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zirak93
zirak93

He smirked at the end. hahaah, good one.

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Ethereal Jen
Ethereal Jen

Tuesday, March 31st! The correct answer is...my birthday! :)

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Uygar "Nomad" Ovunc
Uygar "Nomad" Ovunc

I think this song sums it up :-) https://youtu.be/eVsLlCjkuqA

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Chevonne
Chevonne

I keep a note book with a page for every day with the day and date and notes on my to do list. Without it i would be lost.

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Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo

Download the app: Is it Wednesday?

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Tsukiyo
Tsukiyo

"March finished a year ago." That is so true 🤣. What month is it now? The same as a year ago.

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Ka Na
Ka Na

Dis too funny

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Ykhraam
Ykhraam

well isnt this how unemployed people feel all the time

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katie petkiewich
katie petkiewich

The phone lost track of time

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ziggurat sauce
ziggurat sauce

Wait, why did i just get notified of this video if it was in March and I'm in April?

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Grace Chen
Grace Chen

哈哈哈哈

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Josh Fernandez
Josh Fernandez

Its too much time on ur hands DAY!! hahaha

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The Guy with the Shades -Yaddigg Ya'digg?
The Guy with the Shades -Yaddigg Ya'digg?

Ok...did anyone else get a vote for trump add before they loaded up? Lol. Ends up saying something like "Who would you vote for? Trump or a do nothing democrat (pic of Biden).

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Yaecob
Yaecob

anyone watching this in 2023😂🤣

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Learn English
Learn English

Right here, right now. Right here, right now.

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DarkSchneider
DarkSchneider

C'mon Kosta, this was the perfect opportunity to bust out one of your famous prop charts. 😅

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andrew ayala
andrew ayala

Lol, I wake up like Michael every morning with that hairstyle

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Oolong Humm
Oolong Humm

This is funny? I guess I just don't know what funny is.

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alice goodman
alice goodman

Do any one wish they were married , now u .

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Carolyn Franklin
Carolyn Franklin

I'm a 68 year old woman, so young people welcome to my world .Two year ago I became afraid to tell my daughter and doctor I was constantly forgetting what day it was,I was frighten because I thought this was Alzheimer's. Finally I said in to my daughter and 16 year old granddaughter and out of the mouth of babes .My granddaughter said "grandma it's because you don't do anything all day "then she went all to explain that she face dates all day ,each class she went to she had to write the date .So now that you young people are quarantine you are not facing dates I repeat welcome to my world LOL

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2721kitcat
2721kitcat

Today is March 36th 2020 montuwedthurfri

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Ali Aboli
Ali Aboli

It's always today!

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Esben Jakobsen
Esben Jakobsen

Wow. This was painfully unfunny.

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Stacy Pow
Stacy Pow

Funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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garima rajput
garima rajput

Trevor if you are like me I m like yes I like you and all my good frds too

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Lady Source
Lady Source

Cheesy but dammit I won’t complain.. better than nothing!

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Wen Han Ng
Wen Han Ng

1 August 2023 is toosday. They're wrong!

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Hey
Hey

Roy Jr is right! 😂😂

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IeatyellowSNO
IeatyellowSNO

Ms Sloan is the true hero. She put on a bra for this.

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Harr Lee
Harr Lee

Ouuuuuuuuuffffff Feeling the SAME here 3 weeks NOW.... YUK I m trying to not CRACK

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Nina A
Nina A

I seriously check "what day" on my phone 😂😂😂

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Abubakar Adamu
Abubakar Adamu

Assuming we get through this pandemic, if you're watching this in 2119 brace yourselves and warn the world that "There's gonna be another pandemic in 2120" Unless we're already on Mars, then I would like the alien reading this to acknowledge that.

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Kosausrk
Kosausrk

Time still exists for me I have google classroom assignments

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Jeanette Carlsson
Jeanette Carlsson

Thank you for your show, especially in these times. I’m waiting for the red dot on my youtube app to appear every day so that I can get your take on this pandemic with a sense of humour. Distance hugs to you! Thank you so very much/Jeanette and Ove in Sweden

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Dwiyana Syahputri
Dwiyana Syahputri

Thirdsday? 🤣

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Royal Smith
Royal Smith

😂

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Concepcion30
Concepcion30

March dragged like a mofo. My last day worked was March 15th and it seems like 3 months ago.

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Ann E
Ann E

That was so cute and funny! Mahalo for the big smile I’m wearing! Keep up the good work. We need you!

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wintertrine
wintertrine

In how many colors do you have that sweater 😁?

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Barbara Fischer
Barbara Fischer

Dulceeeeeeeeee!

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C.H
C.H

I kept saying "universe I want a vacation". I should have been waaaaaay more specific

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goodtimeninja
goodtimeninja

My question is....how the hell do you still have a job? Waste a couple more million on some stupid jokes.

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sk doremi
sk doremi

I honestly dont know which day it is Monday or Tuesday 😅😅its alarming

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Suryadharshni
Suryadharshni

Well it seems like 3020

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Glendora Lupus Positive LIFE
Glendora Lupus Positive LIFE

😂😂😂😂😂😀

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geannine nash
geannine nash

In Florida with a five year old son. Someone send help. I'm terrified.

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Mrs U
Mrs U

Print out some activities and reduce his screen time ...too much screen affecte kids n now with no school or outdoor activity it is bad ...

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Red Ally
Red Ally

I’ve been out of school for so long I forgot what grade I’m in

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Takira Sharde
Takira Sharde

If the staff of a successful Comedy Central show could sound this high, anybody can make it

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Jake Harrington
Jake Harrington

thanks for keeping me sane.

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Rajeev Chugani
Rajeev Chugani

That hoodie looks comfy. Anyone know where it’s from?

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Terez Fran Beharry
Terez Fran Beharry

I missed the team...so cool. Everyone is feeling like this ...disoriented indeed. Good to know they are all ok(somewhat)

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Violet, Thats it.
Violet, Thats it.

yo, this was in my google classroom assignment. Thanks Ms.Austin.

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phahlamohlaka tisetso
phahlamohlaka tisetso

Set your phone's on auto date and time thing

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Rosi Lima
Rosi Lima

How many hotties Trevor have???

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Parviz Odilov
Parviz Odilov

today is “Monturtthfriturday”

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ReachingBeyond Skies
ReachingBeyond Skies

Just missing the weed smoke in the background

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Watch Dana Dance
Watch Dana Dance

I love the different color hoodies

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John
John

Costas looking like a sexy bitch.

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P JX
P JX

Should've gotten Ronny Chieng. He's Asian so he can do the math

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BTS army
BTS army

Quarantine is messing up people's lives

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Arjun
Arjun

I farted.. I never fart on the weekdays... has to be a Saturday or Sunday...

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Arjun
Arjun

My friend says its Friday but hes been delirious ever since the pandemic...

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Ingrid Hanson
Ingrid Hanson

“It’s gotta be at least August by now.” That’s exactly how I feel

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feel toofree
feel toofree

When he said what day is it? I went and checked the date on my phone lol.

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ab abbas
ab abbas

It can't be March March finished like a year ago😂😂🤣

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Beena Plumber
Beena Plumber

Um... A little embarrassed here, but I just had to open my computer's calendar to figure our what day it is. Seriously. This hits the nail on the head! I live alone, every day, looking at the same walls...

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BrooklynCat100
BrooklynCat100

Thanks I love you guys. Laughter is keeping me sorta sane through all of this.

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KaritKtana
KaritKtana

Dulce's curtains 😍😍

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FriendlyRambler
FriendlyRambler

I just caught up with all my laundry today so if I keep wearing the same thing every day I'll save on water. :)

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Patricia Lynn Moore
Patricia Lynn Moore

A PARABLE - THIS TOO SHALL PASS There was a king and he once said to the court sages, “I have a ring with one of the finest diamonds in the world and I want to hide a message under the stone that can be useful in a situation of extreme despair. I will give this ring to my heirs and I want it to serve faithfully. Think of what kind of message will be there. It must be very short to fit in the ring.” The sages knew how to write treatises, but did not express themselves in one short sentence. They thought and thought, but did not come up with anything. The king complained about the failure of his venture to a faithful old servant who raised him from infancy and was part of the family. And the old man said to him: “I’m not a sage, I’m not educated, but I know such a message. For many years spent in the palace, I met a lot of people. And once I served a visiting mystic whom your father invited. And he gave me this message. I ask that you don’t read it now. Save it under the stone and open it only when there’s no way out at all.” The king listened to the old servant. After some time, the enemies attacked the country and the king lost the war. He fled on his horse and his enemies pursued him. He was alone, his enemies were many. He rode to the end of the road. There was a huge deep cliff before him, if he fell there, it would be the end. He could not go back, as the enemies were approaching. He already heard the clatter of their horses' hooves. He had no way out. He was in complete despair. And then he remembered the ring. He opened it and found an inscription: “This too shall pass.” After reading the message, he felt that everything was quiet. Apparently, the pursuers got lost and proceeded in the wrong direction. Horses were no longer heard. The king was filled with gratitude to the servant and the unknown mystic. The words were powerful. He closed the ring and set out on the road. He gathered his army and returned his state. On the day when he returned to the palace, they arranged a magnificent meeting, a feast for the whole world - the people loved their king. The king was happy and proud. An old servant came up to him and said softly: “Even in this moment, look at the message again.” The King said, “Now I am a winner, people are celebrating my return, I'm not in despair, not in a hopeless situation." “Listen to this old servant,” the servant answered. “The message works not only in moments when everything is bad, but also in moments of victory.” The king opened the ring and read: "This too shall pass." And again he felt a silence fall over him, although he was in the midst of a noisy dancing crowd. His pride dissolved. He understood the message. He was a wise man. And then the old man said to the king, “Do you remember everything that happened to you? Nothing, and no feeling, is permanent. As night changes day, so moments of joy and despair replace each other. Accept them as the nature of things, as part of life." This too shall pass. 🌬❣✌🙏🔆🤘

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Anonymous Serjian
Anonymous Serjian

It's corona day..... *drops the mic*

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mindy welch
mindy welch

Roflmao...................thank you

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Josefina Magallanes
Josefina Magallanes

♥️💜❤️

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Natasha Tapia
Natasha Tapia

No u have a drinking problem

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Vivian Gao
Vivian Gao

what? its already my orientation for college?

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DAN MARRIN
DAN MARRIN

"It's all the same fuckin day man." -Janis Joplin

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Jenn
Jenn

My family had the "what day is it" discussion last week. Let's just say....it wasn't Thursday like we thought.

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MM 27
MM 27

IKR. I have no idea!!!!

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Ajmal Dalili
Ajmal Dalili

Hahah so hilarious thanks for making people laugh in this crisis situation

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its personal
its personal

just occurred to me that prisoners must feel like this ALL the time, not knowing what day it is.

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ziggurat sauce
ziggurat sauce

I'd probably lose track of my birthday

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Anthony Ellis
Anthony Ellis

Our prison system needs to be overhauled. That kind of treatment cannot be rehabilitative.

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Mrs U
Mrs U

One form of torture is not telling one time or day...it drives ppl crazy

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Dude WhereisMycar
Dude WhereisMycar

Kosta is epic.

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